Category Archives: PARODY/SATIRE

The stories featured in this category are either semi-fictional or completely fictional.

Fast Food Clown “Sick of all the Shit!”

SAN BERNARDINO, CALIFORNIA – In the founding city of one of the most popular multinational restaurant corporations, fast food mascots have become a common site; Dennis the Menace, The Burger King, Colonel Sanders, and that Quiznos Rat/Hamster Thing. Occasionally, and sometimes with considerable legal risks attached, a knock-off of one of these mascots is created by a fledgling business to lend a touch of the familiar to an already over abundant and competitive genre. Continue reading Fast Food Clown “Sick of all the Shit!”

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Mike Tyson Becomes Harvard English Professor

CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS – Harvard has had many great names walk its halls throughout its 378 years of history: Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Barack Obama, Bill Gates, W. E. B. Du Bois, and  “father of the atomic bomb” J. Robert Oppenheimer. Harvard’s latest heavy weight contender is none other than – Mike Tyson. Continue reading Mike Tyson Becomes Harvard English Professor

Nation braces for Stoner Apocalypse

DENVER, COLORADO – We were warned that this would happen in all of those black and white movies they forced us to watch in the public school system. Run to your homes. Lock up your doors and windows and pull out those dusty military rations because it is time for: The Stoner Apocalypse? Continue reading Nation braces for Stoner Apocalypse